Wed 4/23/25-Imposter Chocolate, Chewin’ On Hunks O’ Cheese & Lockin’ Up The Meat
April 23rd is the 113th day of the year. There are 252 days remaining until the end of the year
Today is Administrative Professionals Day, World Book Day, National Talk Like Shakespeare Day, National Picnic Day, German Beer Day, National Cherry Cheesecake Day, Lost Dog Awareness Day, National English Muffin Day, International Nose Picking Day, National Movie Theatre Day and Slay a Dragon Day
— On this date in 1616, William Shakespeare died
— On this date in 1969, Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death for assassinating New York Sen. Robert F. Kennedy. The sentence was later reduced to life imprisonment
— On this date in 1985, Coke introduced their “new” formula
— On this date in 1988, smoking was first banned on flights
— On this date 20 years ago the first YouTube video was uploaded.
THINGS U NEED 2 NO:
Dubai Chocolate continues to trend as people pay upwards of $20 for the viral candy bar. The website says scammers are now selling fake Dubai Chocolate bars which are not made in Dubai. We told you yesterday about the $20 chocolate bar that is stuffed with pistachio cream and shredded pastry. It has become a worldwide sensation and caused a shortage of pistachios.
People on social media are so crazy about protein that they’re snacking on wedges of parmesan cheese. Experts say that parmesan is a solid protein source . . . but it also has a lot of fat and sodium.
There are videos online of people in Walmart freaking out because there are anti-theft locks on meat. Some locations have been doing it for a while, probably in higher-crime areas.
A study says penguins, which are always eating fish, can’t actually taste fish
A Tyler, Texas mother, named Teresa Bernal, has been arrested for bringing Jell-O shots to her daughter’s fifth-grade party. The shots contained vodka. Some kids felt sick while one passed out after downing six shots. Bernal thought the shots were non-alcoholic, but lab tests confirmed otherwise. She now faces a charge of reckless bodily injury to a child.
‘Ozempic Mouth’ is the latest Ozempic side effect. Dr Olya Vorodukhina describes the condition as, ‘’Ozempic mouth is the latest side effect doing the rounds from the ‘skinny jab’ craze and it’s not exactly flattering. Think sunken cheeks, saggy jowls, deeper lines around the mouth’’. Non-surgical treatments like dermal fillers are available to address the sagginess.
Movie theaters are now holding special Chicken Jockey screenings for “A Minecraft Movie” where anything goes. One moviegoer posted, “One of the best ways to contain over-exuberant behavior is to provide an isolated place where it’s allowed. People like to go apesh*t, so having an apesh**tery where they can do that without getting in trouble versus the norm of getting in trouble helps move all those people into somewhere where they can be more easily dealt with. I still don’t envy the movie workers, but I’m sure it’s easier to clean up the theater getting absolutely trashed once per day than it is to clean the theater only getting mostly trashed like eight times per day.”
Demi Moore has been named the World’s Most Beautiful Female by People magazine.
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