“Protein Cold Foam” Not A Hit With Some At Starbucks, McD’s Brings Back Monopoly & Keith Urban & Nicole Done?

September 30th is the 273rd day of the year. There are 92 days remaining until the end of the year

Today is National Love People Day, National Chewing Gum Day, National Hot Mulled Cider Day, National Mud Pack Day and World Pole Dance Day

— On this date in 1841, the stapler was patented

— On this date in 1939, NBC broadcasts the first televised American football game

— On this date in 1960, The Flintstones premiered

— On this date in 1982, Cheers premiered

— On this date in 1984, Murder, She Wrote debuted on CBS

— On this date in 2009, GM announced they would stop making Saturn cars after 2011

THINGS U NEED 2 NO:

Many Starbucks customers are NOT pleased with the new “protein cold foam” and “protein-boosted milk” add-ons that debuted yesterday. The add-ons contain whey protein powder that add between 15 and 36 grams of protein to customer’s drinks. Social media users instantly began trolling the add-ons and joking about how they made them gag.
Social media reacts …
“I put the protein foam on a nitro and it gave me the most horrible bubble guts.”
“The foam tastes like chalky vanilla pudding.”
“It’s literally just adult baby formula! No one needs or wants this!”

McDonald’s is bringing back its “Monopoly” game next week for the first time in 10 years. 

Eggo is partnering with Netflix’s ‘Stranger Things’ to release a limited-edition strawberry waffle. The waffles are dyed naturally and have a fruity scent. They will be available in October for $3.59

The first ever “State of Steak” report found America’s four favorite cuts are ribeyes, sirloins, filet mignons, and New York strips.  Prime rib is popular too, but mostly with the older crowd. 

“Reading Rainbow” is returning to PBS with a new host, Mychal the Librarian.  He’s the resident librarian for PBS Kids.  The original “Reading Rainbow” ran from 1983 to 2006.  Reruns through 2009.

A hairy object fell from space and landed on a farm in northern Argentina.  Locals are puzzled by the mysterious cylinder. It is covered in black fibers.  Experts suggest it could be space junk from a recent mission.  Officials have set up a security perimeter as they investigate its origin.

‘Dogfishing’ has replaced ‘Catfishing’ in the online dating world. The trend involves people borrowing dogs, taking pics with them, and then posting the shots on their dating profiles so they look more appealing. It’s a sneaky tactic to attract matches by signaling warmth and friendliness. 

A San Francisco woman has turned her obsession with baby names into a lucrative profession. Taylor Humphrey charges indecisive parents up to $30,000 to help them pick the perfect baby name. She describes herself as a “name nerd” and has already picked names for more than 500 children. Taylor even offers add-on services for additional costs that include “baby name branding” and “identifying a unique name aesthetic.”

Officials in Ohio are pleading with people to quit stopping in the middle of the highway.  It sounds like people are realizing they’re about to miss their exit . . . stopping, and making a near 90-degree turn to get to the onramp. 

A new ‘Simpsons’ movie is set for release on July 23rd, 2027.The movie is coming on the 20th anniversary of the original film. 

Keith Urban has ended his almost twenty-year marriage with Nicole Kidman. The couple has been living separately for some time.  Urban has moved out of their family home and acquired his own residence in Nashville. Kidman is looking after their children and trying to hold the family together. Kidman reportedly fought to save the marriage before Urban decided to end it.  The former couple, who got married in 2006, have two kids ages 17 and 14. A source tells People magazine, “Nicole’s sister has been a rock and the entire Kidman family has come together to support one another. She has been fighting to save the marriage.” Another source tells People magazine,  “It really hasn’t been a secret. They have been living separately for a while now. People close to Keith felt like the split was kind of inevitable.”